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Awkward
Whelp, at least you can scroll Lord the Rings memes together.
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Maybe they need swimming floaters
Even the most fearsome servants of Sauron could use a little extra buoyancy when crossing rivers.
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One does not simply insert USB correctly on first try.
Boromir struggles with USB devices just as much as we do. What kind of middle earth magic is USB.
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Cold shoulder
Poor Pippin – forever caught between his insatiable curiosity and Gandalf's exasperated sighs.
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Modern myths
Ok time I went back the the old folk home.
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Subtle
Last time he just send a dozen Dwarfs.
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Snooze button
Blame it on the Shire traffic – those pesky hobbits and their leisurely strolls tend to clog up the roads, even for a wizard on a mission.
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Unexpected quest
It's a stress induced adrenaline rush. Will you make it back in time, or be doomed to wander the store, forever trapped in a loop of grocery aisles and endless beeping scanners
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Smoochy Kiss
Try the stew.
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Questionable leadership strategy
Hardly the foundation for a stable government – unless, of course, your idea of governance involves chaotic sword fights and an excess of pointy ears