• Awkward

    Awkward

    Whelp, at least you can scroll Lord the Rings memes together.


  • Maybe they need swimming floaters

    Maybe they need swimming floaters

    Even the most fearsome servants of Sauron could use a little extra buoyancy when crossing rivers.


  • One does not simply insert USB correctly on first try.

    One does not simply insert USB correctly on first try.

    Boromir struggles with USB devices just as much as we do. What kind of middle earth magic is USB.


  • Cold shoulder

    Cold shoulder

    Poor Pippin – forever caught between his insatiable curiosity and Gandalf's exasperated sighs.


  • Modern myths

    Modern myths

    Ok time I went back the the old folk home.


  • Subtle

    Subtle

    Last time he just send a dozen Dwarfs.


  • Snooze button

    Snooze button

    Blame it on the Shire traffic – those pesky hobbits and their leisurely strolls tend to clog up the roads, even for a wizard on a mission.


  • Unexpected quest

    Unexpected quest

    It's a stress induced adrenaline rush. Will you make it back in time, or be doomed to wander the store, forever trapped in a loop of grocery aisles and endless beeping scanners


  • Smoochy Kiss

    Smoochy Kiss

    Try the stew.


  • Questionable leadership strategy

    Questionable leadership strategy

    Hardly the foundation for a stable government – unless, of course, your idea of governance involves chaotic sword fights and an excess of pointy ears