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Gasp
I feel like Peter Jackson knows if he mentions what that clandestine stuff was, he would have been unalived with a gasp.
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Feelings
Now I feel things i don't want to feel.
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Cheeky party guest
Gandalf does have a mischievous streak when it suits him.
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Baking can be difficult
Yeah I sometimes make that mistake myself, the rest of the time I just burn them and throw them at my enemies.
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King Conversation Tricks
Win the hearts and minds of your people with these easy to remember phrases.
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Can I borrow your pen
They look really satisfied with their drawings.
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After laundry day
I'm sure he's just talking about the new robes, or did Gandalf finally wash the old ones.
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Michelin Star Guide
Reading this makes me hungry, time to go cook some 'taters
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Maybe I am a Hobbit
Not all breakfasts are tomatoes, sausages and bacon, sometimes it's tomatoes, sausages and nice crispy bacon.
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Career change
Where "peek-a-boo" is replaced with "I see you, little maggot!"