• Gasp

    Gasp

    I feel like Peter Jackson knows if he mentions what that clandestine stuff was, he would have been unalived with a gasp.


  • Feelings

    Feelings

    Now I feel things i don't want to feel.


  • Cheeky party guest

    Cheeky party guest

    Gandalf does have a mischievous streak when it suits him.


  • Baking can be difficult

    Baking can be difficult

    Yeah I sometimes make that mistake myself, the rest of the time I just burn them and throw them at my enemies.


  • King Conversation Tricks

    King Conversation Tricks

    Win the hearts and minds of your people with these easy to remember phrases.


  • Can I borrow your pen

    Can I borrow your pen

    They look really satisfied with their drawings.


  • After laundry day

    After laundry day

    I'm sure he's just talking about the new robes, or did Gandalf finally wash the old ones.


  • Michelin Star Guide

    Michelin Star Guide

    Reading this makes me hungry, time to go cook some 'taters


  • Maybe I am a Hobbit

    Maybe I am a Hobbit

    Not all breakfasts are tomatoes, sausages and bacon, sometimes it's tomatoes, sausages and nice crispy bacon.


  • Career change

    Career change

    Where "peek-a-boo" is replaced with "I see you, little maggot!"