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Oh not again
Both painful and sometimes a little personal challenge.
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That’s a bad pun
Building IKEA shelves is like solving a puzzle where all the pieces look the same, but you end up with a shelf instead of a masterpiece.
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Why does this keep happening to me?
And they talk me into it, but it's not as if I put up much resistance.
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It’ll be fine
When you realise you're not the main character.
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The project is almost finished, or is it?
Often I work on a project with limit time and resources, and it gets done on time, then the client decides there was a bunch of things they should have told me.
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Little hobbits speak so fast
Everyday I get a little older and Treebeard makes more and more sense.
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Strange kind of mood ring
In the novel, there is a 17-year gap between Frodo taken possession of The One Ring and leaving the Shire on his quest.
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The love of the halflings’ leaf gives one the munchies
Given the opportunity, the hobbits would uber eats 3 dozen pizzas on Gandalf's credit card.
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My comebacks be fire
I have the most brilliant arguments in the shower against imaginary enemies.
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The eternal struggle
Everyday I need to wash the dishes, it's annoying because they're mostly mine.