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Baamboozle
In the Hobbit almost everything has a language, so this seems almost plausible.
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Fresh underpants
Laundry day is usually the day after I run out of clean clothes and I don't really like the remaining options.
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Yes I agree to terms and conditions
Click next, click next, ok, add icon to desktop, etc…
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Just a misunderstanding
What would Sauron's wife look like, another big angry eye?
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Gandalf the pink
When the gear doesn't look the part, but the stats are too good to ignore
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Short vs Tall
The hobbits are probably having a secret breakfast.
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Feeling pretty
That's not how words work, but it's still funny.
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Gandalf the tea connoisseur
It's not the only time Gandalf asks for t
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It was going to be the end of civilization
Computers will stop, the banks were going to fail, planes fall out of the sky and nukes launch themselves.
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Snorkel
Most of them probably require more than a snorkel to find