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Plz no help
With friends like these, who needs enemies. Just when you thought the Fellowship had your back, they're screaming louder than the orcs.
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Buy Lembas Bread
Ah, the Mirror of Galadriel, where you can see your destiny… or a reminder to upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience. Even in Middle-earth, capitalism finds a way!
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I though he had a sniper bow anyway.
Legolas traded in his arrows for a sniper rifle? Well, I guess even Middle-earth needs a little upgrade from medieval to modern warfare. Who's next, Gandalf with a bazooka?
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Can’t schedule lunch twice
When you're ready to double down on lunch, but Microsoft Outlook has other plans.
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Stay out of my personal space
Because if there's one thing Balrogs don't appreciate, it's uninvited houseguests digging up their home. Bilbo and the Balrog probably can relate on that.
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Bilbo’s secret plan
Ah, so that's Bilbo's secret plan – giving Frodo problems so he can sneak off and hang with the elves in Rivendell. Can't blame him, really – who wouldn't trade a ring of power for a cozy spot by the fire with Elrond's crew
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Happy Sam noises
Because when life gives you potatoes, use em to play doom.
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By Aragorn’s Foot
Because in the annals of movie trivia, Viggo Mortensen's broken toe will forever be immortalized as a tale of dedication to the role.
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You had one job
They manage to get 2 back, but not any that had the ring tho.
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Send dudes
If Gandalf was feeling particularly tech-savvy, he might enchant some Palantír stones to function as a kind of instant messenger.