• Let’s get a Pippin

    Let’s get a Pippin

    We are not, under any circumstances, getting a Pippin.


  • Gear up and speed run

    Gear up and speed run

    I can only imagine lots of clanking noises as Frodo attempts to carry all that stuff.


  • I like the meme when it /

    I like the meme when it /

    The ability to poorly make the meme, is in itself the meme.


  • Epic LOTR heroes and their iconic weapons

    Epic LOTR heroes and their iconic weapons

    The weapon that vanquishes foes and cooks good potatoes.


  • Entwives captcha

    Entwives captcha

    Without the Entwives nagging the End men to do chores, the Ent men feel asleep. Not surprising really.


  • Listen up fives

    Listen up fives

    Looks like Aragorn's confidence is as high as his numerical rating.


  • Hobbit short kings for life

    Hobbit short kings for life

    In a world of towering figures, Hobbits prove that it's not the size of the body but the strength of the soul that truly defines royalty, reigning over realms of wonder and mirth.


  • Shirley we could just use the eagles

    Shirley we could just use the eagles

    We can't use the eagles, and stop calling me Shirley.


  • Once Was Enough

    Once Was Enough

    Elrond, after his Mount Doom adventure, decides it's best to sit this one out and let the next generation deal with the Ring. Can't blame him for wanting to avoid a repeat trip!


  • No worries, I’ll take Edoras’ finest

    No worries, I’ll take Edoras’ finest

    Just sleep on or under what ever, I'll just borrow this horse, it's practically the same.